"My name is Jade, the ace of spades. Furonda, my dear, I know your skin is bumpy, but my skin is flawless and you look really lumpy."
damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.
2 minute sex? his right hand is a lucky lady
don’t forget y’all, he’s not just a douche; he’s also a violent homophobe.
This was the most important moment in America’s next top model
ANTM is such a joke. What in literal hell is this black widow challenge with these red, Children Of The Corn contacts and a cheap web made of Lowe’s anchor rope? Tyra has zero taste. Nothing shocks me on this show anymore.
NOW THERE IS A RUNWAY SHOW ON STILTS!